You’re mixing up “I like rape” with this interaction:

Was Arnold one of the screenwriters of the Coen brothers’ True Grit, by any chance?

“They are heeee-ah.”

Is it a package delivery business or a [wink, wink] package delivery business?

The last time I played “Dr. Phil or TikTok Meme??” I scored 97/100.

He’s killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille!

Um. . .yes.  :’(

I had a Cremaster Cycle, but I pulled my cremaster muscle on it, so I traded it in for one of those Tony Little Gazelles.

That part where Seth Rogen first meets him in the parking lot, and Sandler acts like he couldn’t be any more bored to be talking to this guy and would just like to get out of there, and then out of the blue Sandler acts like he might run him over, and then peels off yelling in his silly Adam Sandler voice, “I’M GOING…

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!

His charisma comes across really well in The Wedding Singer, and I thought he was very good in Funny People also.

HBO Max is like Pepsi Max, it has twice as much caffeine, so it makes you have to Go.  Now.

Ah, that’s a reference to that other John Fowles novel I haven’t read, isn’t it?

Probably. They look basically like the characters from the comic strips, but admittedly lacking a lot of the charm of Addams’ art. I just meant they didn’t base the character designs off the live action TV show or movies.

This is how the world works now.

I was going to say that the bedroom was dubbed “Bedroomy McBedroomface.”

Maybe later, but given his penchant for social experimentation and manipulation, I’m thinking he’d start with just fucking with people’s heads.

Well, they are 6'4", 220, and there’s two of them.

Why do I get the feeling that if he did that, he would end up playing mindfuck godgames with unsuspecting sightseers who wander onto to his compound, like in The Magus?

Reality has a liberal bias.