So did Lea Thompson.  Ewww.

She had a brief pre-nose job cameo in Sid & Nancy, and I think she was begging to play Nancy.  You’re probably a pretty terrible person if you think you’re born to play Nancy Spungen, right?

If Cracked Magazine makes a comeback, throw your name in the hat, you could make it as a writer.

Liked for spelling it right.

Alright, who besides me, during the cattle ranch raid scene when the Seventh Kavalry were spraying machine gun fire and mowing down the cattle, said in a Tim Blake Nelson drawl, “Aw, George, not the livestock!”?

You’re not alone, apparently.

That’s what Dunder-Mifflin calls their loose-leaf paper, Dunder Sheets.

“Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet.”

Entitilitis kills.  I give him a month, maybe six weeks.

Hanoi. Rightists are never going to let go of that grudge.

Damon Lindelof admires me!

And that was one of those where I was a third of the way through the movie before realizing it was him.

I’ve liked Paul Dano as an actor since the first thing I saw him in, L.I.E., and I think he has the chops and a chameleonic enough presence to pull it off.  Literally everything I’ve seen him in since L.I.E., if I didn’t already know he was going to be in it, I would get about a third of the way through the movie and…

The bit where Galifianakis is sitting on a chair out in a field, waxing rhapsodically on and on about how he’s only interested in a “higher form of comedy,” not just cheap laughs and pratfalls, is easily my favorite.

Yet still dire.

I’d rather have seen a sequel to Adventureland.

“...a decade on, humanity remains captivated by the 2009 saga of Balloon Boy...”

And @Governor_Explosion, regarding your point, I think you’ll be happy as the film does nail the “family” aspect of the Addams Family.

I took my kids to see it today, and it was...okay. I liked the character designs, they looked basically like what I remember from Addams’ comics, and the voice acting was great. Nick Kroll as Fester was an inspired choice. Oscar Isaac nailed what the Gomez Addams character should sound like based on his appearance,…

He was certainly better than the guy he replaced in Wayne’s World 2.