The de-aging process for Tom Cruise would have consisted of him just putting on a pair of sunglasses and grinning.

Well, I know what I’m doing for the next 20 minutes.  Or let’s be honest, 45 seconds.

I love Sky High more than any adult human should.

I agree, but there is also the performative aspect within the world of the show, because they’re not regular office workers, they’re office workers who are filmed by a documentary crew around the clock for years (god knows why). So, for that reason, they may do things that normal, everyday, not-followed-around-by-a-doc…

I still have nightmares where I attend a wedding and something happens to my shoes so I have to wear Kleenex boxes on my feet.

“...the only god we need is the Ace of Spades.”

Looks like motherfuckin’ Alley Oop.

You can’t judge an apple by looking at a tree,
You can’t judge honey by looking at the bee,
You can’t judge sugar by looking at the cane,  
You can’t judge a book by its marketing campaign

He always brings the brewskis.

“Clueless actor” or “Clueless actor,” it works either way!

So not a used condom?

Referring to Superman Returns, which is a sequel of sorts to the Richard Donner Superman films, and the fact that although Superman has been gone five years, both Routh and Bosworth come across as considerably younger than their counterparts from the original films. Routh would have made more sense as a fresh,…

Speaking of the black suit, is it still in the current Superman mythos that he would be more powerful with a black suit because it’s less reflective? I remember a Superboy from the Cary Bates/Kurt Schaffenberger era where he made an all-yellow suit out of leftover materials, and he found that he couldn’t fly as fast,…

Now he’s actually a good age to play a Superman who was Superman for years, and then went away for five years, and then came back and definitely didn’t look 24 for some reason.

And that’s a quality suit that looks great. I just didn’t like some of the design choices.

Scripts.  

It didn’t take them long to figure that out. In ‘38-‘40 it was just a tiny little pyramid shape with a regular ol’ capital S in it. It’s like, “Dudes, you could try a little harder.”

It helps that the Kingdom Come suit is a great design from the ground up. Here someone photoshopped Reeve as the KC Superman and it looks tuff.  Looks like they did beef him up quite a bit, though.

I first encountered him as Tack in The Stoned Age, so I was kind of shocked when later on I saw him in more serious roles.

I love The Big Lebowski as much as the next guy (in other words, a lot), but really, truly, from the bottom of my heart...no thanks.