Snooty?

I still say her name would be better if it was Cubbie Smolders.

He can literally be both things.

He’s like a walking Toynbee tile.

God, that song is lame. I’ll take “Tin Soldier” by the Small Faces instead, please.

It’s funny because that “inside the sock” shot of Odenkirk putting on his new socks reminds me of those pretentious “inside the trash can” shots that were probably my least favorite thing about Breaking Bad.

Starring Scott Aukerman as Theo Brixton.

Who’s that riding in the sun?
Who’s the man with the itchy gun?
Who’s the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife ‘cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

A little touched or so we’re told
Killed his wife ‘cos she had a cold
Might as…

I’m still anxiously awaiting Coupon: The Movie.

Well...well...well....ain’t that SOMETHIN’!

It wouldn’t surprise me if they had fucking bought it.

Now is as good a time as any to mention that I’ve never had any use whatsoever for guys named “Shane”.

Lot of Chris Rock stuff doesn’t fly too well in the #metoo era.  Shrugging off Clarence Thomas’ sexual harassment of Anita Hill as “just tryin’ to get laid!” for instance.

It was in the pool!

Pre-cession

Stroke?

Money will find you in the end.

The Lord took him home tonight, as the old folks say.

I was hoping for an explanation, “We only have one bathroom, it doesn’t have a lock on it,” something like that. I never had to go out in the woods when I was a kid because I was lucky enough to have my own bathroom with a lock on it, but incidentally, my cousin and I did find porno mags in the woods near his house. …

But strip away the jokes, and Jojo Rabbit is largely indistinguishable from the kind of middlebrow Holocaust tearjerkers that used to routinely win the Foreign Language Oscar.