Exactly, if they gave a fuck about anyone but themselves, they wouldn’t be this thing.

Hey, the “trickle down effect” DOES work!

That show really crawled up your ass, huh? Oh, you probably meant the other kind of crack.

Sometimes correct grammar just don’t sound right.

On the other hand, I thought it was asinine for them to just let him go once another body turned up, one he couldn’t have killed because he was in custody already. Ever heard of copycat killers? Maybe an unrelated crime? Maybe he had an accomplice. They take his assurance that he had nothing to do with the KKK,…

Oh, you could tell when the toddler’s mom said she understood now what Brian was doing, and that he was just trying to help, Nance is no longer so sure.

I noticed that too, and attributed it to auto-correct, which apparently suffices for A.V. Club copy editing these days.

I thought it would have been better sped up to double speed and set to “Yakety Sax”.

The Ford character is based on the person who wrote the book, based on his experiences, right? I don’t know how close the show is to the book, or to real life, but if the real-life Ford was as much as an egotistical twit (albeit occasionally a brilliant one) as the fictional Ford, I have to hand it to him for being…

They had me at Merritt Weaver.  As a detective!

Theme song by EMF.

Well, fuck.  I seem to remember hearing something about her being the victim of sexual abuse, but I didn’t realize it was Polanski.  Fucking creep.

A couple of years ago I showed my brother-in-law a clip of “That’s My Mama” and he freaked out and busted out laughing, “Oh my god, I didn’t know that was a real show!”

Holden’s monumental ego is definitely his most unbecoming characteristic. Notice that when he got up to make a toast to Shepard at the retirement party and Shepard walked out, Holden’s speech was basically just congratulating Shepard on hiring him and allowing his genius to flourish and revolutionize crime detection.…

Gregg sucks at interviewing and has stoolpigeoned not once but twice.  Given Bill’s appreciation of Jim Barney from his interview, and from Ford working with him on the Atlanta child murders, I totally see Gregg getting replaced with Barney sometime soon.

Trump took a sharpie to it.

And eating a Mentos lets you get away with being a total asshole.

“boring....musician @johnlegend”

“Youse guys wanna play Stickball?”

‘20's, sure.  “Flapper,” no.