YES, exactly.  Thanks, I forgot about that.

Escar..NO.

Thankfully those days are over, but I remember a less enlightened time (like sixth grade), when “Bruce” was a “pansy” name (notable exceptions: Bruces Lee, Wayne, and Boxleitner). Around that time there was a comedy movie I’ve never seen and probably never will called “They Call Me Bruce,” and I remember in the…

Suspenders look weird with gym shorts, but trust me, it’s worth it.

Theme song by Oran “Juice” Jones.

Ah.  I’ve never actually seen it.  With good reason.

I don’t get it.

Oh shit, that’s right.  I totally forgot Matt Salinger played Captain America.

GODDAMN IT.  First thing I thought of.

They just wrote him a check for the going rate for the game cartridge, $13,000? And then they sold it to someone else? If I have learned anything from watching Pawn Stars, it’s that no one buying something that they plan to sell ever pays anything close to market value. “[shakes head] That’s a lotta money to put into t…

I didn’t see The Cider House Rules until years later, but I knew nothing going into it. It was like, “La di da, dum de dum, pickin’ apples, hangin’ out in the bunkhouse, dum de dum,” then all of a sudden RAPE..INCEST..RAPECEST. WTF??

Maybe because the first thing I remember seeing him in was Silverado with KEVIN Kline and KEVIN Costner.  See also: Me wanting to call Kevin Kline Mandy Patinkin.

Every time I see Scott Glenn I start to call him Kevin something, but I know that’s not right so I force myself to think, and I’ll either remember “Scott Glenn” right away or I’ll have to IMDB one of the movies he’s been in to refresh my memory. I dunno what it is, he just looks like a Kevin to me.

Now I just want all those Hallmark movies that were in the pipe to be recast with Nick Offerman in the Lori Loughlin role, with no rewrites.

I suggest “Marvel After Dark”.

I’ve always preferred Blimpie, but they are really inconsistent. I used to work right around the corner from a great one, and I would walk down and have lunch there most days. Always fresh and tasty, and always busy at lunchtime. But the worst sandwich I ever paid money for was from a different Blimpie that my wife…

Now, that doesn’t sound like the Simpsons producers I know, firing a long-standing employee for bullshit, petty reasons just to save some money.

Well naturally, but I’m just talking about before we knew what we know now about the sexual abuse stuff. He’s just always kind of given me the heebie jeebies as an actor no matter what role he played, but I thought he was a brilliant impressionist. Of course, now I have an inkling of why he’s always given me the heeb…

I’m pretty damn sure that Vincent D’Onofrio would do a better job playing Kevin Spacey than Kevin Spacey.

Speaking of “impression,” I remember when he was mainly an impressionist, so when he became a lauded actor I was like, “Kevin Spacey...the impressionist?”  Honestly, I liked him better when he was just doing stand-up appearances on Johnny Carson.