ARE WE NOT MEN?!

And say things like “I RULE!!”

So does this mean that Thomas Haden Church’s horndog serial philanderer character is the “hero” of Sideways because he encourages Paul Giamatti to come out of his shell and live a little and take a chance at love?* Hey, sometimes films for adults don’t have heroes, just people.

“Very fuzzy,” I meant to say, not “very funny”.

Yes, I was a gigantic Bosom Buddies fan when I was in 5th and 6th grade, and I adored Tom Hanks, so when he appeared later on Family Ties as the alcoholic uncle I was OVER THE MOON.

I thought he committed suicide, or maybe I’m thinking of a different character.  My memories of it are very funny.  The only reason I paid any attention to it at all at the time was because Tom Hanks was my FAVORITE ACTOR.  Yes, in 1982.

My mom had just seen that movie right before my 12th birthday, when my best friend slept over and brought his D&D stuff to introduce me to the game, so she was literally afraid that I might freak out or turn to satanism or something. Luckily, my friend was a really, really nice kid (and a Mormon), so that assuaged…

[Takes off Walkman headphones, through which can be heard blaring music that is apparently just a long metal guitar solo.]

I was hoping it would be Del Paxton, but then I remembered that he was just the fictional jazzman from That Thing You Do!

I saw your notification and said to myself, “What’s this? Something negative, I bet.” Thanks for never disappointing.

Speaking of Sonic, I just recently got the Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed game from ‘12-‘13, which, after spending a good bit of time going through the career mode, I’m convinced is possibly the best kart racer of all time.

Designing Women: Fuck one, marry one, kill one; go.

I remember an episode where Anthony and Delta Burke’s character were performing together in some talent show or something, lip-syncing to Mickey and Sylvia’s “Love is Strange,” and unbeknownst to anyone beforehand, she shows up onstage in blackface. Of course, everyone was shocked and outraged, and it was made clear…

To be fair to Miss Dunaway, one of the crew members was distraught and hysterical concerning her parentage of a daughter from an incestuous relationship.

Alfred Pennyworth = Eddie Munster but < Doc Savage

It’s probably my single favorite SNL season because it is so singular; the only season with that cast. And I was the exact right age (13 or 14).  And although I agree about The Belush, Captain Kangaroo getting more and more frustrated and angrily banging his fist on the desk while repeating, “HE INTRODUCES THE ACTS!”…

Paul Haggis Crash = #notmycrash

They absolutely fucking cannot.  I would never forgive them.

He told them, “Stop your messin’ around...better straighten right out...”