Jangly Man: The Peter Buck Story 

I have thought about this sketch at least once a month, on average, for the last 35 years.

So...Jim Belushi’s portrayal of the good Captain on the “Jackie Rogers Jr.’s $100,000 Jackpot Wad” SNL sketch was accurate?

I am unable to live with this AV Club copy editing no longer.

Zounds!  It shall be a wicked pissah, verily!

How dost thou like those apples?

I had the SEGA Bass Fishing for the Dreamcast along with the fishing controllers. Actually, I still have the game, and the Dreamcast, but the fishing controllers I lost during a move. No big loss as I didn’t really like the game very much in the first place.

I can’t see anything related to Cats without thinking of the episode of Get a Life where Chris is in a local stage production of the Cats-esque “Zoo Animals on Wheels,” and you see an old man in the audience (although you can’t hear him), his face full of anger and confusion, ask his wife, “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??”

‘Simpson says it’s a “really sleazy, steamy rock ‘n’ roll record” that is his “most psychedelic.”’

My perception was that it was an underperformer both critically and financially, and that it would probably be a one-shot. Not a disaster, but it didn’t set the world on fire, either. When was the last time you saw a Hulk sequel? I’m glad my perception was wrong and they saw fit to make a new one with a new twist. …

Earlier this evening my wife caught a moment of a promo for Doctor Strange on TNT, and she said, “Is there a new Doctor Strange?”, and I was like, There’s not gonna be a new Doctor Strange.” I had assumed it wasn’t well received enough to warrant a sequel, so this is good news, as I rather enjoyed the first one.

Jean Smart’s character seems like a woman with designs.

Right, it’s not Coupon: The Movie.

I’ll eat boiled peanuts shells and all if I get a particularly soft one or if the mood strikes, but eating roasted peanuts shells and all? Good god, man.

That’s all I can think about when I see him, how unnerving his dental implants look. But yeah, it could have been so much worse.

Fly, skinny-ass, fly!

Ethan Hunt’s biggest foe is the guy who installs computers and runs network cable?  OK, I can see that.

I dunno, if they manage to make the scene where the Beldam pursues Coraline any scarier than in the animated film, I may shit myself and die.

Uh, a 40-something male dating an 18-year-old female is pretty much the standard for the Hollywood casting practices.