No, but I had trouble narrowing it down to a succinct pull quote.

Like a Big Mac equivalent of the Dagwood sandwich?

LB: Oh, yeah. Well, not just a burger, but a Big Mac because of the special sauce. And then I would try to emulate—I would do Big Mac parties when I was, you know, struggling with the ethos of McDonald’s, which continues on today. So I would create my own Big Macs and would have to delve into the mechanics of what…

It has been a while, but you may be right.  Although at the time he was still generally known as Captain Marvel and hadn’t been rebranded as Shazam.

Yeah, baby!  Yeah!

God, I never thought about it, but Patrick Warburton would be ideal for Captain Marvel (the squinting). Yes, I know, but in Kingdome Come he was still Captain Marvel.

Oh, go raid a garbage can, you snaggletoothed tabby cat.

Ah, that takes me back to the heady days of the O.J. Simpson trial.

My daughter recently started watching the Netflix show A Little Help With Carol Burnett, in which celebrities and regular people go on and tell their problems, and the panel of 6-to-9-year-olds offer advice (sometimes helpful, but usually terrible, because kids are dumb). Anyway, Taraji P. Henson was on one episode,…

[Applegate smirks, slurps Starbucks frappuccino through a straw]

Coati Tuesday is exactly right. Without the chemistry of those two it wouldn’t have been a must-see, but together they’re dynamite.

Steve have a twin brother?

I liked it a lot, and I hate just about everything.

OK, good. I didn’t say I thought it was a good idea, it just wouldn’t have surprised me if someone had done an “edgy” reimagining of the origin like that.

I’m asking this seriously. Has there ever been an “imaginary” or “alternate worlds” version of the origin story where Bruce Wayne is an emotionally disturbed young man, his parents are murdered by a criminal, and it gives him the focus he needs to pull himself together and avenge their deaths by cleaning up crime in…

Funny that he talks about cooking a shoe, because the bonus question was from Werner Herzog, and there’s that Les Blank short film Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe.  In which Werner Herzog eats his shoe.

Well, Geena Davis appears to be walking out of an elementary school restroom, so that’s entirely possible.

Three personal heroes (Roky Erickson, Leon Redbone, and Jeff Walls of Guadalcanal Diary) died last week, so maybe I’m just gunshy, but Mel Brooks’ photo popping up in my news feed is enough to make me catch my breath.

How about Huddle House, which is basically like Waffle House with fries?

I like that Zach Galifianakis line, “I wish there was a ‘morning after’ pill for Denny’s Moon Over My Hammy.”