Ah, but what about the bird that disappears as it’s flying across the room filled with sand dunes?

And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Mia Farrow is batshit.

“We can’t travel in that shitheap.”

I immediately thought of the exact same thing.

Okay, the upvote tells me that at least one person got it.

Okay, this has nothing to do with anything, but I just remembered the time on the Letterman show when Calvert Deforest, aka Larry “Bud” Melman, dressed up as Roy Orbison with the wig and sunglasses and everything, and lip-synced an Orbison song.  He looked alarmingly like Roy in his later years. Funniest thing I’ve…

When I was a kid I would always choose Popeye spinach over non-cartoon-character-branded cans of spinach, but I would drop the Popeye spinach for a non-licensed-character bag of Doritos in a hot second.

Like “Being Tim Burton’s Girlfriend”?

“I flew.”

I can’t take the scene where Dumbo visits him mom in the jail and she cradles him in her trunk through the bars. Shit, now I’m crying.

Speaking of regrettably dull, did anybody else get really tired of the interminable Australia flashbacks in Saving Mr. Banks? Everything else was really good, but every time I could feel a flashback coming it was like [eyeroll] “Here we go again, Colin Farrell getting shitfaced and coughing up blood and Poochy-Lips…

I had been watching GLOW for quite a while before I found out that she’s the daughter of actor Jack Gilpin. One of my favorite “Oh yeah, THAT guy” guys.

Well...it’s better than that Edgar Winter soundtrack to L. Ron Hubbard’s Mission Earth.

Please, oh please tell me that Mike Love was also electrocuted.

Wait till they get a load of him.

Was it Tarkovsky’s Former AD?

Way to go, Wonder Woman, with your franchise-saving non-terribleness!

In that picture Conor Oberst looks more like a circa 1970 Dave Davies than Milo Ventimiglia.

“I’m too racist for this shit.”