I’d rather have a stale-ass Butterfinger than a Three Musketeers at peak freshness. I can’t figure out who eats Three Musketeers. Put out a bowl of fun-size chocolate bars at work or let kids pick their own candy out at Halloween, and what’s always the last to go? Three fucking Musketeers. And then the Three…

Thank you, Tanner.

“I hope you have fun, teaching bored middle-aged housewives how to twirl better.” —The part of Randall’s voicemail that made me wince and think, “Oooooooh, Randall, you done fucked up. Enjoy sleeping on the couch tonight, asshole.”

I figured you weren’t, but no harm in asking, right? I was (am) a big fan of Fireworks and Blacktop. What happened to Darin Lin Wood? The last I heard he was in a band called Cat Fur, but that was years ago, and I haven’t kept up.

Mick who? Collins? He was there playing with The Screws. I didn’t realize Screaming Lord Sutch was supposed to have played, but it’s been so long I could have forgotten about it.  You seem pretty well associated with Mick, you’re not Janet Walker by any chance, are you?

What?

When I saw him he was taking frequent short breaks backstage and coming back rubbing his nose, so yeah.

I saw the Doll Rods a few times, once opening for the Cramps and Guitar Wolf and I think once opening for Jon Spencer, or maybe it was the Dirtbombs. I saw Andre Williams at the Las Vegas Shakedown In 2000, and earlier that day I rode in an elevator with him, but I didn’t recognize him because he didn’t have a…

The only way it could be his favorite movie was if he was in it.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is your favorite horror film?

He’s such a troll that he can’t even be encapsulated in the singular. He is trolls.

I wonder if the Asians who lived in the same Boston neighborhood as Donnie and Marky back in the day considered them Very Scary People.

It looked to me like Thor got a replacement Mjolnir, although it seems he would have better odds against Thanos with Stormbreaker, given that he ALMOST killed him with it last time.

I want it to be both Hawkeye and Ant-Man that save the day.

When Thanos snapped his fingers, 50% of Barton’s hair turned to dust. Now he’s looking for some payback.

Alien shorts? Have they learned nothing from the Alien hot pants and Alien Daisy Dukes debacle in the late ‘70s?

I can’t say from personal experience, but the general consensus seems to be that he can be a real ass.

Jeremy Renner may be an asshole, but he has a way of delivering a line. “We’re still friends, right?” “Depends on how hard you hit me.” That was a good line, and a nice callback to Avengers 1 when Nat clocked him hard to knock him out and break Loki’s spell.

Right, he only had one stone at the beginning and he handed Hulk’s ass to him without even raising his heart rate. That was the first clue that, yeah, this guy is not going to be easy to beat.

Maybe he should have Eitri make him a towel.