Relax.

Wait, was Rick Moranis trying to catch Slimer so Slimer could give him a blowjob, or the other way around? Either way, I’m sure there is fanfic porn that has covered either situation.

Maybe it was a peace sign?  V for victory a la Churchill?  Fuck, I don’t know.  That never did make any damn sense.

I always thought it was weird how in Ghostbusters II they tweaked the original Ghostbusters to make them more compatible with the Real Ghostbusters cartoon. Like having Slimer as a mascot/sidekick, and how Janine was now a ditzy, glitzy fashionista type. Probably a lot of other stuff, but it’s been a while since I’ve…

My four-year-old asked “Alexa” to play this constantly. Then, thankfully, he decided that Pharrell Williams’ “Happy” was his favorite song, so now he’ll just play that five times in a row. I’ll take it.

Haven’t played RDR2, and won’t because I don’t have time, but I did play the first one and enjoyed it. I played the original Red Dead Revolver back in the day, but quit at the part where there was a female boss who you had to shoot in the head 500 times to make her life bar go down by 10%.  That game was not very…

I bet you got it through the Scholastic Book Club. I lived for those order sheets the teacher would give you in school, and always ordered the books about weird phenomena, ghost stories, and cryptozoology.

Both, but mostly the writing style.

I call him “Four Bits” myself.

Is it just me, or is basically every sentence of this piece excruciating to read?

Buffalo Boys, wont you come out tonight

I actually started to make a comment about Bernie being too goddamn old to run for President.

They’re shocked that she openly calls herself a socialist, albeit a democratic one. It’s a scary word for many people, even if they like reaping the benefits of social programs. They just don’t like the word. I’m—shamefully—related to a few Trump-loving, Democrat-hating idiots, and they think EVERYTHING should be…

Like monkey bread, but pizza.

No kosher or halal options?  Anti-Semite.

Evanesco stercorum!

Who ya gonna call?  A-VENG-ERS!

That’s my take on it as well. “Mind control” is too far, it’s more like “influence.” Like the One Ring. It amplifies your greed and desire for power. Plus, Loki had gone through some shit, having fallen into the asscrack of the Universe in Thor I and presumed dead or lost in oblivion somewhere, and his general…

I’ll be in my bunk.