When Dean Martin (mock?-) drunkenly introduced the Rolling Stones on Hollywood Palace, he quipped “I’ve been rolled while I was stoned myself.”

I’m afraid you’re probably right about that. Everything is being set up for an unhappy end for poor ol’ Werner. And I should clarify that when I said that Werner’s blabbing to strangers in a bar would come to naught, I just meant that I don’t think one of those guys is going to turn out to be a cop, or have a…

Well...if your girlfriend is an entertainment figure who dresses sexily to advantage of the fact that many, many people would like to have sex with her, I don’t think it’s THAT creepy.

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Google started in 1998, and in the show it’s what, 2004 now?  Thanks for playing.

Right...but how would the word get out that quickly? But this didn’t actually happen, it’s all conjecture. I’m just following a logical path that very easily ends up with Kim and Jimmy in deep shit.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Werner drunkenly blabbing in a bar to a couple of strangers is going to come to nothing, and that the surprise setback is going to be for Jimmy and especially Kim. Do you know how easy it would be for one of the DA’s associates to go “You know, I noticed that the donation ticker on…

LEGOs are like adult LEGOs.

Maybe Phoenix will have to be replaced with a different actor because he comes down with Joaquin pneumonia.

Of course The Kid is evil. His “Large Marge” moment in the woods left little doubt.

Didn’t the Overlook burn down anyway (in the book)?

My grandson’s major will probably be “Early 21st-Century Dank Memes.”

And then they jump on their Harley and say “Now I’m gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!” before they peel off.

Having Harvey Dent get half his face burnt off practically to the fucking bone and then being up and walking around and killing people in a couple of days is absolutely absurd.

And before that it was like 65% garbage.

As I’ve said before, and I’ll say it again, the best season of SNL was when you were 13.

Instead I’ll give in to my temptation to “not watch” Maniac.

Did anybody else think this just felt like a really, really violent episode of Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated? “Castle Rock: The Hauntedest Place on Earth” I half expected someone to rip off Gordon’s mask and exclaim, “Hey, it’s old Mr. Carruthers, the owner of the haunted amusement park!”

Maybe the movie takes place in the 19th Century, so 57 is actually old, and they’re grumpy because of all the slavery and Jim Crow laws.

A villain?  But he’s so handsome!