They were going to get Madonna’s take on this, but she was tied up.

So you mean The Kid is actually John Coffey?  More Hollywood whitewashing.

I am a southerner by birth, and I can tell you unequivocally that “Bless your heart” is not an insult, and it most certainly doesn’t mean “Fuck you.”  It can, however, be said with a distinct air of condescension.

Spoilers, dude!

Huckleberry Finn was anything but a Boy Scout.

Shot like a what, now?

If you look closely, one of the snakes is wearing a little MAGA hat.

I am an anti-motion smoothing vigilante hero.  If I stay in a hotel room or go to someone’s house, at the first opportunity I get the TV remote and go looking for the motion smoothing settings and turn them off.  Most people don’t notice the difference, but I like to think I’m improving their viewing experience in…

I’m usually a borderline snobbish “literary fiction” guy, but I have periodic fits where I get a serious hankering for fantasy and sci-fi. But I still like stuff that’s well written. Lately I’ve had a taste for sword & sorcery, and I’ve been reading through Karl Edward Wagner’s Kane books. I’m sorry I never checked…

I know some length queens on Goodreads who would probably say “Yeah.”

Well...at least kids going around wearing capes will make sense because it’s Halloween.

Shit, I meant to say Aliens, obviously.

I would totally watch “The Predinator”.

I don’t know if the space marines in Predator are supposed to be the best at killing things, or if they just like to think they are. Mostly, I think they’re just supposed to be expendable. Mostly.

And his guns stick to him!

See also: the Jamaican drug gang in Marked for Death.

Yeah, I knew that was what you meant.  I like her crooked mouth too.

“Cooked”?  You sick cannibal fuck.

He rhymed “fuck” with “fuck.”  Genius!