It’s Chuck.  It’s typed, of course.  Plus, I don’t think you could have written all that on a single page unless you had really small handwriting.

I thought she was upset because she can see through Jimmy’s lack of feeling how he’s gradually losing his soul. I didn’t think she faked the letter because it seems to me that if she did, she would have written something that seemed more heartfelt rather than the voice of the typical cold, impassionate Chuck.

“Normal intelligence”...that reminds me of that bit in Harvey Pekar’s American Splendor. “Hey, man...‘average’ is DUMB.”

I can’t watch it now, but is that the one where Edward Norton as Owen Wilson says, “Holy cow, what are all those people doing in our yoooooard?”

I love Dragnet. And you know what? Tom Hanks is a pretty good rapper. He has sort of an Ad-Rock quality.

That’s why the official Romanian motto is “What happens in Romania stays in Romania.”

Forget it, Jake.  It’s the A.V. Club.

The best joke is “They should have called it ‘9 and a Half Seconds’”and then after a perfectly timed pause where everyone already gets the joke and is laughing, “...Because he premature ejaculates.”  Norm is the master of wringing extra laughs from the unnecessary explanation of a joke.

It can be both things.  I’m being completely sincere here.

The Lord...of Darkness?

It’s great work if you can get it!

I think the industry term is “Pivening”.

Seeing that he’s the same age as me just makes me realize how little I’ve accomplished in my life. I guess I can still feel good about myself because I’m not as asshole on Twitter. And I work 40 hours a week and spend quality time with my kids every day.  Suck it, Musk!

Hey, he was in the Crusades. You’re bound to lose your British accent and pick up some new ones in all that traveling to and back from the Holy Land, right?

That classic Burt Reynolds laugh when he’s on the hammock and opens his eyes to see Big Enos and Little Enos standing there in their ridiculous matching suits kills me every time.

Kind of Groot-like.

It’s fun to pretend.

I’ve never cared for Social D, AT ALL, but after reading that Mike Ness has got my respect.

I didn’t listen because I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.  I’ve never heard him talk, does he talk out of his nose like he sings?

Modern politics really isn’t that different from professional wrestling.  No different, actually.