A surprising amount of punk rockers are right-wing shitbags. If this story hadn’t come out I would have assumed Mike Ness was one of them since most of the no-taste-having right-wing shitbag “punk rockers” I know of are into Social D bigly.

During his campaign I was expecting a tape, a hot-mic moment, that would come out and make evident his utter contempt for the middle and lower classes, or in fact anyone who is not of his same social set, and then his followers would turn against him.  Now I realize that even if that had happened, his base would go,…

What?  No Alyssa Milano?  No Shannen Doherty?  No. . . .the other one?

I enjoy the show, but I have the same problem with it as I had with The Leftovers, the show with which it seems to be in competition for the “show with the most obnoxious teenagers” award.

Ah, Nicole Kidman back when her hair looked like several small animals made their home there.

It’s really hard not to look like a choad when you’re standing next to The Handsomest Man Alive, the ageless Paul Rudd.

I can really do without his early indie work. In the David Gordon Greeniverse apparently it’s normal for full-grown men to hold occupations that consist entirely of moving trash from one pile to another and hanging out with caped 12-year-olds on your break.

Yes.  You’re absolutely the only one.

Good idea to keep Master Chief as a central character, but not the lead character.  He should just show up when he’s needed, and at just the right moment, like Hawk on Spenser for Hire.  In fact, I think Avery Brooks would make a damn good Master Chief.

There are 8,000 goddamn shows that are currently in production, so a few of them are bound to be decent.

Get out of the city!

So what brand of shoe polish do you think he uses on his hair and beard?  Kiwi?

He gets my vote.

From my perspective, that’s fucking bizarre. I usually DVR the show and watch it later, and I *always* fast forward through the contestant interviews part. When I watch it live and can’t fast forward, I just hem and haw and shift uncomfortably in my seat, wishing I could somehow speed time forward. I think I hate…

*slow* . . . . . . . . . *clap*

Any future Peter Jackson media too!

Whether any of the claims against him are true or not, FUCK CHRIS HARDWICK THAT PARTIAL-FACIAL-PARALYSIS-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.

“The Human Instrument of cocaine’s will?”

You would think a Parker would tip a parker!

Okay, this has the answer, it has to be said with intent and purpose.