Whoa!

What the...? How did I not know this happened? And this was back when I actually used to watch SNL regularly, too.

No, he was an alcoholic drug abuser.

A lot of those English guys in the mid-’60s were really hung up on authenticity and not appearing to be sellouts or trying to be too “commercial.” Clapton left the Yardbirds because “For Your Love” was too pop. Fast forward 25 years, he was doing duets with Babyface.

It’s a great year for music and I realize it’s hard to list absolutely every musical milestone from that year, but seriously, no mention of the Kinks’ Face to Face?

I did just listen to the second song, and that was more recognizably country. Someone needs to give the dear child a Mel Bay book so she can learn how to hold a flatpick for proper tone production, though.

What the fuck? She’s country? I only heard the first song, but that didn’t sound like country to me. I guess “progressive” is a euphemism for the “not equals” sign.

At least I’ve heard of him. I had no idea who Grimes was before he started dating her, and I still have not much of an idea.

But James Wong, how? #cinematographerjokes

The guy in the back, is that the True Detective season one bad guy/Chechnyan guy on Barry? Don’t know his name, but he’s a good actor.

I haven’t bothered to watch it again to verify, but I could swear she actually said “Night from New York, it’s Saturday Live!” I assume she was pretty fucking high.

I bought a bottle of Diplomático Reserva Exclusiva recently, and that is a really delicious sipping rum.

Alex McLevy: Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, wash the sand out of your pussy, and try to enjoy fictional entertainments without worrying so much.

Does anybody, anybody remember the Dennis Miller Routine-O-Tron? This would have been early 2000’s. It had a little animated gif Dennis Miller head that cocked mockingly back and forth and you would just click the button to get a random routine filled with obscure literary and pop culture references. It’s one of my…

When my wife and I were preparing for the arrival of our first kid back in 2011, the instructor of our childbirthing course made the class watch the segment of Bill Cosby: Himself where he talks about childbirthing. Thank god nobody has to go through that shit anymore.

They’re made in New York City, where they know what maraschino cherries should taste like.

“Failure is an Option”? Ed Harris as Gene Kranz would like a word.

I never got that commercial. Is any food product actually manufactured in any sizable quantities in New York CITY? Like in downtown Manhattan there’s gonna be some salsa bottling factory.

It’s milk and eggs, bitch.

“Sergeant, we’ve already lost two recruits over this incident. Do you think there’s any possibility of salvaging this man?”