Hey, if she’s attracted to flute-playing, goat-legged demigods, that’s her choice.

As usual, Frank Zappa is right about basically everything.

Yes, exactly. And there’s a reason they keep using Loki over and over, he’s an immensely appealing character with a lot of depth, and Hiddleston plays him perfectly. He’s likable and relatable no matter how villainous he is; like after nearly destroying New York and almost taking over the world with an alien army in…

I’ll be damned if I can remember Cyborg being in the Superfriends. I don’t doubt you, I’m just surprised I don’t remember that.

“Way too much movie for one Avengers movie.”

I’ll just say it: Lee Pace’s jut-jawed performance is by far the worst thing about Guardians of the Galaxy.

I remember a classmate in middle school reading the NOVELIZATION of Condorman. Even as a kid I was like “WTF, seriously?”

Even kids with chicken pox?

Jumanji 2: Built-in Excuse for Box Office Underperformance

Right. Banner tries to end it all, puts a bullet in his mouth, and the other guy spits it out. My personal theory (based on a not-very-deep knowledge of Hulk comics lore) is that you couldn’t even kill Banner with a guillotine because his cells would immediately “Hulk out” to the extent of the trauma they were…

Okay, who here is old enough that they can’t read the words “Power Stone” without hearing in their heads “WELCOME TO POWER STONE WORLD! A great beginning can lead to a perfect ending. GO FOR IT!”?

I remember that Lion King tie-in breakfast cereal, Simba-Oats.

Sim buy oats and sim be oats and little lambs eat ivy...

Let’s call the whole thing off. Please.

Every time I see that image, thrilling as it is, I have one thought: “Shouldn’t Hulk be in the front?”

Reading. Bah!

And what a hack photographer. The hat-tip is a complete hack photographer move to have someone do, the male equivalent of the “holding the upturned collar” move at Glamor Shots. “Here, put this on. No, no, it looks great on you! Now touch the brim in a gentlemanly fashion. That’s it! Beautiful!”

It’s a trilby.

If it makes him feel any better, this is the first time I’ve ever seen this photo/meme, and I’m totally familiar with his work on Mr. Show and Freaks & Geeks.

Just let me have my Office Space reference, m’kay?