Yusss I saw that and it was frustrating. Like I don’t care about how the normals looked! It makes getting to the goods really difficult.

There are celebrities among us. I thought I read that Rooo sez BISH PLZ had some Grammy nominations and have been dying to know who she is. Plus there’s Chris Kluwe.

Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.

She’s a horrible wife for kissing her friend?

Finally. This company has been horrible to the ozone layer.

I think it’s obvious to say don’t bring the trolls out of the greys.

Just like Trump. Desperate to be a Hollywood insider. The whole crusade against the “elite” is because they were rejected and could never be insiders. And LOL at Shakespearean LA riot musical!!!!

Don’t get too comfortable, George

He’s a combination of Winston Churchill and a shady New York drag queen, which is the kind of leadership our world needs right now. He’s amazing.

Your lack of ellipses and use of the ten cent word “turgid” give it away.

He is the King of Dirty Looks. Can’t imagine where he gets it.

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

I’m on SNAP right now and I am SO much more productive at work because I don’t have to worry about how I’m going to feed my kids.

Don’t let those furry bastards fool you, Amanda. They come in, all cute and fluffy, but they don’t effing leave. A year later they’ve chewed every cable you own, broken all your flower pots, permanently scarred your flesh, and terrorized your previous pets into alcoholism.

If you’re worried about world population growth, better to focus on global investment in women’s education. That is proven to bring down birth rates drastically without anyone being a dick about other people’s reproductive choices.

Half the planet burning, the other half drowning, and the rich motherfuckers keep rich motherfuckering.

It’s like if Donald Trump and Dina Lohan made a baby...

To be fair, Bethenny Frankel is a sociopath, so I’m not entirely confident in her ability to psychoanalyze.