I’ve gotten to the point where the “live” part is optional for me.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

The whole thing reminds me of when Brittany the ditzy cheerleader on Daria went goth for an evening.

It could have been submitted to Sundance had it been filmed in landscape.

“I’m pregnant!”

Saudi Arabia Youth Forum, Muslim holiday, Cinco de Mayo, NAACP.
I think a pattern is starting to emerge.

the relationship had always been rather one-sided, but thats how it works when one person is a celebrity.

It will be so hard when Veronica dies. She’s my little buddy.

Yelling slogans at people is a bad way to change their minds. But showing up at neo-Nazi rallies is not about changing the minds of neo-Nazis, it’s about showing them that this is not their country, and that people are willing to stand up to them. I don’t think anyone who’s encountered a member of the far right (on…

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

Holy hell, this is insane.

There was a guy I went to school with who always gave me the creeps at school and then on FB he had this whole high flying fabulous lifestyle with women throwing themselves at him, which I could never understand as this is the most unattractive man to ever walk the planet. He went silent on…

Melt them down and recast a statue of Lexington’s one true favorite son:

My little sister’s first crushes were Donatello and Darkwing Duck, so yeah.

Could be worse.

Have you had it? Its actually pretty good. And an entire pint is 280 calories.

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.