I’m so proud of our brave leakers in the White House, Congress, the intelligence community, federal agencies, and Russia. Leaks are the only way reality can seep into this country, nowadays, so keep em comin’.

I was about to be like, “How dare you talk about Michelle & Barack that way?!?!?!” and then I realized you meant....Melania. #MichelleisFLOTUSofmyheart4eva

Bobby, you cannot say that there’s trouble in “Prattadise” and not have that be a reference to Chris Pratt and Anna Faris! What a wasted click! My finger is exhausted now.

I want to see “they look like they could be a trump sibling” happen as a common insult now....

The fact that he’s nearly 30 and bullying a teenaged girl on twitter makes the whole thing even more despicable. Fuck him. And fuck TLC for continuing to give that awful family a platform.

I would like to point out that a tweet isn’t really an order. If 45 ever figures out how to read and write then maybe this will become an actual order. But as of now it is not. I would also like to add that most (if not all) branches have all made statements that they are ignoring the tweet and waiting until…

“All branches of the military swear loyalty to the Constitution, not the President”. Show of hands...who thinks 45 knows this? I highly doubt it too.

I appreciate that Billy Zane now looks younger than or almost the same age as Leo.

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

It’s nice that he’s going the extra mile to fuck a bunch of people over.

Why is that too much to expect from people? Just, don’t be super shitty and disclose things that are important like that. It’s hard, one of my closest friends has Herpes and for a long time she stopped hooking up with guys because she was too ashamed to talk about it. Then she got a bit more used to the idea of it -…

“...If those responsible for this heinous crime decide to confess...”

Rumor has it that Denali has had some unpublicized meetings with dogs, yes, I mean canines. Photos online have also revealed Denali to be a prolific trophy hunter with snaps of him with the Murphy’s dead parrot and the Johnson’s deceased Guinea pig (who wandered out of the yard into non protected lands).

It’s too fast for me to put my pants on

Hated this show from the first five minutes, hate-watched the entire season in an afternoon, texted my friends about how much I hated it the whole time. It was terrible. I am terrible.

If you were the Ambassador to Burundi, surely you’d know they were defecting.

CRY, YOU RICH LITTLE FUCKWIT. CRY UNTIL YOUR TEAR DUCTS BLEED.

The Ed Sheeran hate is so absurdly petty and unwarranted it rises to the level of actual evil. It’s one thing to believe his music is sentimental claptrap, it’s another to treat him like an abomination when there are actually awful human beings in the music industry, let alone the world. It’s hate as entertainment.

Please let it be BJ’s, please let it be BJ’s.

Total OT comment, one I know is probably a bit obnoxious, but...