I see your Josh Bell and raise you a Javier Baez.

Believing in a “sky-god,” as you call it, and oppressive religious indoctrination are two different things.

Please say that Zach & Cody are still besties!

God I love her.

tl;dr. Lost me at the beginning with “hashtag” written out. Lost me for good when she wrote “retarded”.

Seriously. And being her first pregnancy, higher risk yet.

*Puts on quickly-fading Katy stan hat*

I second this. I’m from Eastern Iowa, and once you get past Des Moines it’s an entirely different story. I mean, we were one of the first states to legalize gay marriage, and allow women to take the bar exam and become lawyers. There is a terrible, gerrymandered fringe right district that Stever King presides over…

I would say we’re a medium/large state land-wide (compared to those tiny states on the East Coast) but our population is much smaller considering how much land we have. Everyone is also Midwestern nice to each other, so you often don’t know you have a bigot for a neighbor until you see his name on a retweet of some…

Seersucker is the perfect outift to wear to kill a mockingbird:

This article would be a lot scarier if I wasn’t so fond of avocado toast.

Can she go on tour and get left places? Each time to awake to a news crew and holding a Bud Lighr.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Welp, he’s nasty to waiters (I’ve seen it in person), which is a pretty reliable gauge of how shitty a person is.

I feel bad for the first friend of his to come up and say, “Hey dude...”

Blind gossip has posted an item or two about Taylor and Stiller. The rumor is that he is super controlling and mean about her weight. I am a Christine Taylor fan. Loved her on Hey Dude, loved her as Bald Bonnie on Friends. And something just gives me the feeling that the blind items are true. So, I wish her the best,…

Um, I’m going to call bullshit on much of Debra Messing’s “allergies”.

The Rita Ora of Trumps.