“We’re glad you’re having the kid! We’re still going to punish you for it, though.”

I’m the exception here, I guess. I find Jost pretty funny and attractive, despite him having a somewhat punchable face. On a related note, I’ve noticed I like ‘em clean cut and kind of angry recently, because Acting FBI director Andrew McCabe was on fire during his congressional testimony.

I dunno... I can kinda see why there might be an attraction... on a purely physical level. They look like they could be from complementary Swedish tribes.

I think the one-liners are better than ever this season. I.e.

As a lifelong Midwesterner (time spent in IL, MO, MI, and now WI), I respectfully feel like having mountains disqualifies you from being in the Midwest. Being boring and flat is our thing!

In other Iowa news, in the last six months I have heard of two criminal cases where children were found starved to death in their guardian’s care. A work colleague, who currently is going through the process to formally adopt her two foster children, has been getting calls about two other children in a homeless…

That song makes me happy because I think of the end of Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion. C’est la vie.

I really liked some of Kipnis’ writing, though I haven’t read any of her recent work (and now I certainly won’t). This is so disappointing. :(

There are also some women who will always align with men against other women.

I will defend her if you won’t: SHE AIN’T WRONG.

Seriously. She should have dumped boring Blaine and gone for Steff. I could have...er, I mean she could have, tamed that bad boy.

It’s pretty clear that her taste in men is “please don’t look like a real grown-up man”. Which, ew.

Yeah, pretty much. the photo here is not very flattering. I just did a google image search, and he has better photos. Although he does kind of strike me as Joseph Gordon Levitt starring in a James Spader biopic.

By “the real deal,” they mean that their publicists negotiated an excellent contract which will ensure a large and dramatic breakup several months before the next album drops.

I think some are. I’ve read multiple gossips accounts about how Alex Pettyfer was positioned to be a Next Big Thing around 2011 but he was universally disliked and considered difficult, so studios stopped casting him. He’s been in less than one project every year since. I’ve also read that Channing Tatum is not…

Maybe. But why is she blackballed when demanding, hard to work with white men aren’t?

What did she do, exactly? I have seen no evidence of her doing anything untoward. She didn’t campaign for the Oscar she won, she spoke out about unfair treatment, unequal pay—you know, the things women, especially Black women, are supposed to just accept. Maybe it isn’t smart and it certainly isn’t “playing the game,”…

It’s funny how uncomfortable it makes dudes. And I wonder how often the ones going, “it’s the same as when guys do it,” EVER call out dudes doing it. I’m going to bet Grumpypus up there never has unless the object of the male gaze was related to him. Yet ohhhh boy. When the ladies do it they’re so ready to say…

I hate it when people do awful things and then distance themselves by saying “That wasn’t me! That’s not who I am!”

*I would beat the bitch, not my mom, just to be clear.