Far be it from me to break up the rich people hating, but the Daily News was losing 30 million dollars a year before Tronc bought it. The layoffs and the former CEO’s golden parachute have fuck-all to do with each other, but at least it was a nice vehicle for the author to do the sputtering rage thing. Again.

Best. Fanfic. Ever.

Separating the kids from their parents was Nazi and reuniting them with their parents is....more Nazi? I’m confused.

Here’s overcaffeinated liberal TV host Stephanie Ruhle- WHO WORKED AT DEUTSCHE BANK WITH JUSTIN KENNEDY- explaning why the relationship between Trump and Kennedys son has been completely mischaracterized:

Because Citizens United was decided in 2010 and has nothing to fucking do with Donald Trump, Kennedy’s son, Deutsche Bank or anything else. Does that explain it?

James Dolan has a better chance of becoming Jovan Musk than Elon Musk.

Guess who the President had dinner with last night? Senator Joe Donelly of Indiana! Wonder what they talked about? Bet it wasnt quorum calls!

Wow, its almost like I know what I’m talking about. Ads running in Florida urging Bill Nelson- who cast a no vote for Gorsuch- to vote for the SCOTUS nominee.

A set of very constrained circumstances like say....an election?

She’s not progressive, she’s a socialist. Show me candidates who have been “doing well”- as in winning general elections- selling what she’s selling. I’ll save you time...the list is short.

Oh bless your heart. LOL

I guess “Goverment Agents Politely Knock On Door, Ask a Few Questions and Leave” wouldnt have generated the same number of clicks huh? Still waiting for the ambush!  LOL

If your boss told you “It would hugely benefit the company if you ran out into trafiic”, would you do it? If you didn’t, does that make him a bad leader?

Unless Chuck Schumer is able to magically change the laws of math, he has zero ability to deny quorum.

“Deny quorum”

While you people are alternately prepping for the end times and bitching about Bernie, you might want to take a second to rethink your worship of Notorious RBG and her decision not to retire while Obama was president. Better hope she takes her vitamins!

Since the beginning of 2012- his first full MLB season, at age 20- Mike Trout has never gone more than two games without getting on base.

The cognitive dissonance caused by the intersectionality totem pole is fucking glorious.

“And Secretariat is widening now! He is moving like a TREMENDOUS MACHINE!”

Green AMC Gremlin. Pretty sure it was a ‘75.