Deadpin: Sports News Without Any Sort of Sports Knowledge Whatsoever But Here’s Something FiveThirtyEight Once Posted

They have the right to be released back to their country of origin, anytime they wish.

Honest question; even 2 years ago who the hell would have thought that doing Donald Trump favors would have paid off politically? Or is this more of a Russian influence affair? As in, Kennedy’s kid allows Trump to borrow money despite him being a credit risk at the behest of Russian agents who have their hooks in him?…

I don’t know why people can’t seem to understand this. Manchin, Tester, McCaskill, etc. are not going to risk their seats any more than they have to. And if they lose, they lose to Republicans. It’s not like they’ll magically get replaced with Kamala Harris clones. 

I think that shop teacher may have been onto something. 

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

As much as I hate the Yankees, I’d be fine had Trout come up there. I mean, Jeter is a legend with 2,800 singles to right, some clutch moments and those two times he lead the league in hits. Trout would be a deity.

Better than “esports” bullshit, or WWE.

Every year around theis time I re-watch the Belmont. Gives me chills, every time.

I always like to take these moments to appreciate Secretariat once again.

I have no dog in this fight, Yankees fan, but Baez is a home run milking motherfucker. That dude will take an hour to round the bases and stare the ball out of the field. I dislike almost all of the unwritten rules in baseball, why can’t that be one that everyone gets their balls all twisted up about?

Seriously. Baez, of all people, getting bent out of shape for some celebratory extracurricular? Fuck out of here, you batflippin dumbass.

The ignorance I see regularly with people like the above is why Israel never gets a fair shake. I could spend hours pulling this nonsense apart, but the reality is that you are just some stupid American kid who has never been to the region, have no idea what you are talking about and are simply regurgitating…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The number of liberals that supports Hamas is kind of amazing.

My only claim to fame in my golf career is an albatross. I was playing a round with a college friend on a hot summer afternoon and drinking a couple beers. Up to that point in my life, I had never drank while playing golf because I played competitively and had only recently turned 21. So we get up to hole 13, which is…

It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

The Lions don’t usually do anything in first place

that is exactly the look of a man that I would expect to roundhouse a napping duck. Exactly.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.