They never defeated France. The wars went into overtime and were won when the American relievers took the field.

Also, I’m bummed that there’s really no way to convey how Apu says “NY” without it looking dumb.

“My favorite part of speech is article.”

When asked about his favorite team he said “The N. Y. Mets are my favorite squadron.”

THIS IS RIGGED THATS NOT TARGETING THEY NEVER Call THE PENALTY ON LEBRON ILL NEVER WATCH AGAIN

Five cheerleaders told Macur that the team had them serve as escorts...

Watch a replay of Ovechkin’s goal. Letang dove toward Backstrom and slid until seeing Ovechkin was skating toward him, so Letang jumps to his knees, looks over his shoulder and then whacks Ovechkin in the shins as Ovechskin skates past. I haven’t seen it discussed online but it is clear as day from the replay (see http…

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

Maaann...fuck this headline.

pulls a Crosby.....

My coach once told me that if you don’t immediately get up and start screaming at your defense, no matter the circumstances of the goal, you’re playing the position wrong. He was dead bloody serious too. Thought you’d bounce back mentally if you just blamed your bullshit on the sweeper.

Nils Lofgren, of Bullets Fever fame, you mean!

Fuckin Thanos.

Married to a Browns fan, whose response to this pick was “HAVE THESE ASSHATS LEARNED NOTHING?!”

I mean, this is not something you’ll have to worry about happening again any time soon!

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Ok, so the email from Gary Bettman isn’t legit, but what about all those text messages from Roger Goodell that read simply: “u up?”

I saw this had only 4 comments and thought I would finally be the first highlight truther to scream travelling.


I was beaten by four people

Autopilot is actually hamsters in hidden self-contained biosphere containers (crumple zone my ass)-> it was fine until Tesla -> Tesla radiation made hamsters huge -> they took over Kia -> Kia ads are a message that the Soul contains souls -> Kia backwards is  AIK -> “artificial intelligence kills” -> hamsters trying…

It’s well known in the clubhouse that Jeter is sabotaging the team in hopes of moving them to Miami.