but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Caps fan here. “Eventually” was a long time ago. This is just our own petite mort. Numbness would be welcome now.

Of all the baseball feuds to be resurrected, Dodgers/Padres circa 1999-2004 was not at the top of my list.

Actually this move makes total sense. Experts say an attack at this particular school is likely to involve small arms.

For further safety they will also be providing these helmets:

Next step: hire little people as teachers so that the bats seem normal size.

*gun shots ring down hallway*

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

Hell yeah, I started Marty Foster today in my Bullshit-Umpires-Do fantasy league. Ejections are 5 points, egregiously bad ones are worth 10.

Flyers Fans Dismayed To Learn Gabe Kapler Also In Charge Of NHL Competition Committee

+1 Independence Day

You sure the eagle didn’t land on James Pullman?

I feel sorry for your pets.

It’s gonna be Sean Spicer.

No, that’s Thursday.

God... My soul hurts. I could feel Gruden’s voice when reading that, especially as I got towards the end and could hear Gruden’s inflection and rapid increase in volume.

He can play on my team, anytime, I tell you what!

Tom, THIS GUY right here, when you have a guy who went 45-51 over his last six seasons a decade ago, you HAVE to throw all the money and resources you can at a generational talent such as THIS GUY right here!