OTOH, if this had been an NFL game, there’s like a 40% chance that’s ruled a catch on the field and probably a 60% chance that call would be overturned. Also, the review would take half an inning.

At least AB can now easily use his old helmet:

Thanks for rekindling the memories.  If only the P-Nats were still the Cannons, this could have been titled A Farewell to Arms (ok, fine Artillery). 

When did Baltimore become “BLT?”  I’m not saying I don’t like it, it just took a while to determine what a (delicious) sandwich was doing with the 9th easiest 2019 schedule.

US: But YOU were supposed to be holding OUR beer!

Oh no, who’s going to ensure that the library has all the most precious items from his presidency, like they did for Rutherford B. Hayes with this chair made almost entirely out of antlers

Maybe just Vice Presidents?

I was bitten by a radioactive neo-liberal. With great deregulation of the financial sector comes no responsibility.

Triple-A perfect game pitcher and obscure Simpsons reference Tomo Ohka definitely didn’t respect him

Also, the best Robinson on the team

Was hoping I’d see this. The only thing worse than the dreaded candiru.

So this is why they were thinking of moving and changing their name to the Beach Kings

All I wanted was a new hand signal for the refs to do when announcing the penalty, like mimicking a head-butt (granted, probably hard to get the hands involved in this one) or slapping themselves in the forehead, but it’s just a plain old personal foul signal. The NFL is really going downhill.

No question I would use Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy.” Plus, for the first few seconds, people would think I had chosen Chamillionaire.

Even Homer can understand this:

Maybe all of the interns were just Sir Mix-A-Lot

St. Louis apparently likes having a Norris Division

We have found Canada’s Florida and it is all I could have hoped for

They always say the ball finds you, so I guess the door had just gotten into the game (for defensive purposes?)

Well, technically, the German Empire didn’t really form until after the Prussians and their chums defeated France, allowing Biz Markie to have all the German princes proclaim that Kaiser Wilhelm got what they need...wait, what are we talking about now?