And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

All that’s left is to find out where Edwin Jackson will sign.

a drunken, one-car accident wreck?

Semiautomatic for the Sheeple

I really reeeeeallly REALLY wish the umpires had just let Frank beat Mike Scoscia’s ass in 2005.

Thank god they didn’t check the “Crankin’ It” folder. 

Finally, the trade war with China has helped an American worker.

The Chinese gotta have *someone* to fill the gap left when Blatche inevitably signs on with the Lakers.

Looks like someone was just trying to add Kurt Rambis to the mural.

Manfred wants Buffalo to market itself better first.

God, one Wizards team is too many as it is.

This is brilliant and about 8 people will get it 

So which one is fucking Susan Sarandon, Norris or Hicks? 

When asked who he thought ate the strawberries, Matheny was quiet, except for the sound of clacking ball bearings. Then he answered, “I don’t know yet. But Norris is going to get to the bottom of it.”

But does the beer flow down his throat clockwise or counter-clockwise?

See, this is why he’s better than LeBron.

A young Michael Jordan did the same thing, kind of.

psssssssssssst. He was being facetious.