Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

if I had a dog with magic talents, priority 1 would be learning to clean the bathroom.

As far as New York teams go, at least the Bills made the playoffs. You could be a miserable fan of one of the Manhattan projects instead.

I remain convinced that the project was named after the X-man

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

Then he’ll fit right in...

Whose Dime Is It Anyway

I would never write in Matthew McConaughey because there’s zero chance I would spell his name correctly. 

So the Aggies win and the Aggies lose. I think all bowl games would be better if both teams had the same name.

“These are some kind of new Mexicans, they are trying to beat us at our own games and now they’re invading the states of Utah and Arizona.”

Fox News headline: “MEXICANS RIOT”

That’s not “light pollution” you’re seeing from Montreal. It’s joie de vivre.

I bet that cookie is poisoned.

#NotAllPlushies

Curt Schilling struck out exactly three batters 47 times in his career

Only soulless assclowns hate on Aisha Tyler.

I tend to eat at restaurants based on how nice the chef is.

Yeah. Since when have people been touchy about history and religion? Seems easy enough to me.