He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

At the very least it excludes women who like to wear makeup. It’s not a fair assumption to say that all women wear or like to wear makeup.

Absolutely not. There’s nothing clever about it.

I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

Mickey Tettleton AND Rob Deer? The Three True Outcomes Musketeers!

What a great year for jumping.

“1992 guys”

True story:

I’m just hoping Mama meets someone, and in a few years the chain rebrands to “Stepdad Roger’s”.

he shook my hand and exchanged basic pleasantries like ‘I hope your mom doesn’t die’

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

I can’t decide if your post is funnier if the last word is a typo or intentional...

I look forward to it being renamed the Jeter Principal.

Florida/Miami Marlins owners, ranked:

Former troop here, and can I just be the first to say:

“Fuck Nazis” is a political statement and therefore is absolutely covered by the 1st Amendment.

Of course, D.C. is not a state, so it probably makes more sense to compare D.C.’s economic inequality to that of other large cities, like New York or San Francisco.

I would arguably say the wheel route was even more wide open.

Is it just me, or did it look like they didn’t even have the wheel route covered either?