Clinton won Colorado, so what’s actually going on?

Because I could not stop my Jokes

You had to say it. Fuck. Now you know they’ll do it.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

by that standard, I gave up many delicious years ago

Also, Farewell to Knees, Farewell to Hamstrings, and Farewell to ACLs.

For sale: Browns jersey, never won.

If only there was a professional sport being played with similar rules to this effect.... Then the NFL could see how those rules go and follow suit to similar effect. A sort of banishment to a lower league of some sort.

I’m predicting that next week’s Browns vs. Bills matchup is the first game in NFL history where the final score is 1-0.

It would be way more fun if they were a subsidiary of LexCorp, which would lend itself to some Better Off Ted style satire.

Ballghazi II: The Search for the Ideal Gas Law

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

Hundreds of thousands of angry, drunk fans with guns. What could possibly go wrong?

Driver’s seat?

I’m certain he meant that in a positive way.

This one always gives me trouble

My personal favourite

Also helpful (and my personal favorite) Lamborghini