If it does, it makes Penn State the rapey uncle.

Jim Harbaugh [puts his finger against his head]: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

It’s amazing how learned Harbaugh can appear to be after finding and wearing a pair of glasses he found in the terlet.

Aw, homonyms happen two the best of us.

Damn, “yelling ‘Martha’ saves the day” almost but doesn’t quite scan. :(

“Jingle bells / Batman kills / Robin got filet’d / The Batmobile / Lost its wheel / And careened into the bay / killing untold hundreds of overworked fishermen hoping to make it in Gotham the city that never sleeps and hates everyone while the Cops are corrupt and everything is on fire and awful and gritty HAY.”

I have lived in the rural Northeast, NYC and LA. I have never in my entire life heard anything other than “the Joker got away”.

“Joker got away?” It’s always been “took ballet.” Stop making me think I live in a different universe. This debate is like those YouTube trailer mash-ups of Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly, if Eric Stoltz didn’t take the role.

Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

“I am your Martha.”

“I am your father.”

I’m pretty sure this is probably already earmarked for the Harley Quinn suicide squad spin off movie

SO many questions:

...and then some Canadian geese get sucked into your ceiling fan and you have to land your home in the Hudson. No thank you!

Johnny Cash’s cover of that song is better than the original.

Scala & Kolacny Brothers are trailer music machines. They recorded the Creep cover for The Social Network, California Dreamin’ for San Andreas, Nothing Else Matters for Zero Dark Thirty, and sad versions of just about every other song you can imagine, including this:  

It’s not a “haunting cover” (although, I guess maybe it is, just not one written for the trailer), but that Logan trailer with “Hurt” legitimately makes my eyes well up with tears.

Wait wait wait. The same guy wrote Batman & Robin and A Beautiful Mind? Literally one of the most hated movies of all time and a Best Picture winner?

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”