Police said the dog looked “very angry.”

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

“BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK, BRENT!!!”

To honor his induction, the Brewers immediately announced plans to build a new stadium to replace the 15 year old Miller Park.

Still haven’t forgiven you for being a turnstile for Duke two years ago. Who are you going to hand the next title to? ISIS?

On behalf of the Badgers, I would like to apologize to everyone for not finishing the skullfucking that was going on through the first 25 minutes of the game. Surely, we have all lost tonight.

Without even the hope of a reach-around.

If Oakland public officials are going to shit all over the spirit of these regulations, at least be consistent and use the Coliseum.

Oh, please. Everyone knows that is horseshit.

sorry Selena, this is the best i could do...

Thanks, I thought so! Every time we break a record, it’s a Big Thousand-Year Event, and then— we break the record again the following year.

Good point about the Mets. It would be great for Oakland if they had some sort of Sandy Alderson-esque GM, a protege or acolyte, and they could institute a smart management system. Call it, I don’t know, Sandyball.

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

Funny thing was, there was outsized embarrassment because, of course, during the All-Star break there are no other sports happening. So the game ending in a tie was ALL that was talked about on sports radio and sports news shows the next day. If the All-Star game happened in June during the NBA finals, or the day or…

It wouldn’t be fair to give the Cardinals home field advantage every year.

Team with the longer title drought.

I think the WS format should be 2-2-1-1 and, if it goes to a game 7, it has to be played on the worst public baseball field, in the most dangerous area of whatever city has the highest murder rate for that current year.

It was an idiotic suggestion to begin with.

Players on the winning team will be rewarded with cash bonuses