Driver’s seat?

I think that would be the Marquis de Sade.

I’m certain he meant that in a positive way.

This one always gives me trouble

My personal favourite

Also helpful (and my personal favorite) Lamborghini

If it does, it makes Penn State the rapey uncle.

Jim Harbaugh [puts his finger against his head]: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

It’s amazing how learned Harbaugh can appear to be after finding and wearing a pair of glasses he found in the terlet.

Aw, homonyms happen two the best of us.

I’m pretty sure this is probably already earmarked for the Harley Quinn suicide squad spin off movie

Johnny Cash’s cover of that song is better than the original.

Scala & Kolacny Brothers are trailer music machines. They recorded the Creep cover for The Social Network, California Dreamin’ for San Andreas, Nothing Else Matters for Zero Dark Thirty, and sad versions of just about every other song you can imagine, including this:  

It’s not a “haunting cover” (although, I guess maybe it is, just not one written for the trailer), but that Logan trailer with “Hurt” legitimately makes my eyes well up with tears.

I figured since they were not playing football that their cause was Concussion Prevention

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

“BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK, BRENT!!!”