Still haven’t forgiven you for being a turnstile for Duke two years ago. Who are you going to hand the next title to? ISIS?

On behalf of the Badgers, I would like to apologize to everyone for not finishing the skullfucking that was going on through the first 25 minutes of the game. Surely, we have all lost tonight.

If Oakland public officials are going to shit all over the spirit of these regulations, at least be consistent and use the Coliseum.

I used to live in Wellesley, MA., home to finance ppl and various Boston Celtics. There was a park around the corner from my house. Once, while shooting baskets by myself on a Saturday morning, a woman passed by, jogging through the empty park. We were the only two people there. She was wearing a pair of headphones…

sorry Selena, this is the best i could do...

Thanks, I thought so! Every time we break a record, it’s a Big Thousand-Year Event, and then— we break the record again the following year.

yeah they’re real...real jerks.

Good point about the Mets. It would be great for Oakland if they had some sort of Sandy Alderson-esque GM, a protege or acolyte, and they could institute a smart management system. Call it, I don’t know, Sandyball.

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

Funny thing was, there was outsized embarrassment because, of course, during the All-Star break there are no other sports happening. So the game ending in a tie was ALL that was talked about on sports radio and sports news shows the next day. If the All-Star game happened in June during the NBA finals, or the day or…

It wouldn’t be fair to give the Cardinals home field advantage every year.

Team with the longer title drought.

I think the WS format should be 2-2-1-1 and, if it goes to a game 7, it has to be played on the worst public baseball field, in the most dangerous area of whatever city has the highest murder rate for that current year.

It was an idiotic suggestion to begin with.

Players on the winning team will be rewarded with cash bonuses

Technically both are correct, but the preferred is with one L. As opposed to the Sixers, which we are used to seeing with as many L’s as possible.

In October 2015 he registered the mmaathletesassociation domain names

If you really care about college football, the most important thing happening right now is: USC at home + crushing Notre Dame + the Song Girls + a steady rain.

Why is Mike Shanahan standing around watching this meltdown? Is Snyder still paying him?