Watch out, Youngstown, DC is coming for your slightly better income equality!

Well, at least everyone knows that there’s a decent QB out there just waiting to get a call from a team...

No way Crosby sacrifices himself like that

Back in Ewing’s day, it felt like they just played Saint Leo 5 times each December.

Jeter clearly part of the Yankee Deep State

So instead of a “fire sale” maybe a “failed to sail sale”?

Well, at least they didn’t have to wait to win another WS to tear everything down again.

I personally look forward to the day when the NFL imports the CFL’s apparent rule allowing teams to challenge uncalled pass interference! Football games need to take longer than baseball games, and this is totally the way to do it.

Still waiting for enlightened parents to name their child Bong Puffer and get him on a travel team.

Best part: after he’s done everything else he can possibly do, he rolls on the turf and tries to push the ball forward. He still has his punter instincts! So what if he was using his hand instead of his foot? That’s grit and determination right there.

And Peterman couldn’t even get a 0.0 QBR like Namath, Bradshaw, and all 3 Mannings

I hope this video starts a trend of huge inflatable mascots hanging down from the top of arenas everywhere.

Can I be the if-they-had-NFL-style-replay-that-second-onside-kick-would-have-been-reversed-because-maybe-the-kicker-touched-it-before-ten-yards-but-really-the-replay-officials-just-want-to-justify-being-paid-to-watch-football truther?

If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?

“Am I elite?”

For good Sichaun Blue Whale, it can’t have too much seasoning, such as 12 years in the NBA.

First he came for Pearl Harbor, and I did not speak out—
Because Bad Boys and The Rock were pretty good.

Now we’re all just waiting to read Portnoy’s complaint

As another Nationals TV analyst might say: “There goes the no-hitter!”

But he coached their breakout scheme so well