Perhaps his adversary President Schwarzenegger got it right

There better be some good stuff in those gift baskets, because that’s a long drive of shame back to Philly (aka the City of Shame)

It was just a run-of-the-mill line brawl until the kid brought the thunder

Other slogans under consideration:

allows a storied portfolio of storytelling to be pooled

The Sarasota Open: Love Comes First!

What time is the Superbowl John Wall Show?

I think they found her in the Congo.

There is no better blooper than the head run, except for maybe Rick’s favorite sports blooper.

Right, why would Roman senators cosplay as Spartan hoplites? Makes no damn sense.

Can it really be “random” if there are air marshals on the plane? That would have been a surprise for the security officers.

He wasn’t even at second when they threw that in? GLORY BOY.

And yet this wasn’t the advertising panel that got Javier Baez

Who are the Cleveland Indians? Oh, dammit.

Or the more quotidian #GetClarkSomePants

Right! I’ve totally seen that movie...er...a friend of mine told me about it...er...I looked up the story synopsis on IMDB.

Maybe only in Korea?

But those new-fangled maple swords shatter soooo easily...

And The Canuck sounds like he’s just a Canadian version of The Drizzle