This wouldn’t happen if the Clippers just wore non-D-League uniforms

Plus, this could be part of how GMs interview managers. Then managers could be put on the DL and Joe Buck could say that Don Mattingly was “out with an ear.”

Seriously...Are we not doing Beeves anymore?

And somehow Dellavedova was the peacemaker? What a time to be alive.

I just don’t get the “definition of partial” tweet. Is the musical sound he’s referring to the sound of allowing 5 runs without getting an out?

And he’s only 31 years old!

There is no question in my mind that Dan Snyder is wallowing in the irony of firing someone from a team called the Redskins for alcohol problems.

So we’re all ok with using “fulsome” as a positive adjective? I am, but sometimes I get fulsome praise for using it.

Hmmm. Would the Bears be better with a one-eyed QB? Maybe?

I hope FEMA has been contacted for the den collapse.

Pretty much every agent and every team personnel person was at the combine last week in Indianapolis

It’s the Washington Football Club, so the reason could be justified or just Dan Snyder’s entertainingly frustrating management style. Anyway, I agree with you that the combine isn’t really for the superstars (it’s less like the Olympics and more like a televised job interview). I think the Sports Illustrated article…

Stick Talk Arena was already taken?

I guess the most appropriate wording would have been “Combine records” but SI has noted some general issues with the entirety of the Combine. Plus, it can’t be all that important if my team expressly forbids its GM from attending, right? Please tell me that’s right.

They must have been tired out by being forced to stand for the anthem.

Wow, look at all those future HOFers on that list. It’s almost like the Combine has very little to do with actually playing professional football.

Well, her dad is an artiste now.

I know, I know. But he’s actually looking like he could be a professional basketball player. And anyway, we still have the same GM, who is nuts (or maybe a genius? Bogdanovich and Jennings for the stretch run? That seems...enlightened).

Wizards (and former Wizards) just can’t stop talking about nuts.