I always knew Mexicans were a bunch of goat-sacrificers!

I guess I am old. I thought it was just this

I thought everyone’s complaints about IBBs was that they were being used as a strategy to remove good hitters from the game. Whatever you think of said strategy, this change does nothing to prevent that.

ACTUALLY IT’S GOOD THAT THE WIZARDS DIDN’T TRADE KELLY OUBRE JR. AND A PICK FOR DEMARCUS COUSINS, I’M PROUD OF THEM, SHUT UP, LEAVE ME ALONE.

But does he like...pizza? I heard Podesta knows a place...

So, “agency” but not free agency.

Does this mean anytime an NBA player nut shots an opponent they’re just saying “I want to be traded for you”? If so, Draymond must really want to be traded.

Remember the Abbot-mo!

Shawn Kelley is elite! That’s why we didn’t sign any high-priced FA closers.

I guess I’ll have to revise my chant to “Duke (science education) sucks!”

I watched Dr. Charles crowd hammer

Oh wow, which deal will Loria take? The sweetheart deal to take his tacky outfield sculpture and the rights to Giancarlo Stanton for his prime or getting to live by the Louvre but still having to be concerned about Edinson Volquez starting over 30 games for his club? Trick question, Loria wallows in the Marlins…

“Throw me the idol and I’ll throw you the...er...ooowwwwwwwwww!@#!”

They’re related

In West Virginia, you can do that to your cousins

Appy polly loggies, oh my brothers.

They might like this one...too much

I was going to say all this highlight reel needed was to superimpose a “Sabotage” style 70s porn ‘stache on Brady. But given your point, I’m rethinking...

Maybe he’s just mad that he has to wear what appears to be a repro The Ohio State University jersey.