I can honestly say that was a better behind-the-back pass than I’ve ever done.

Hey, if two adult baseball teams want to engage in consensual submissive behavior, who is the Commissioner to say no?

Back to cat-ivity for Ollie

Somewhere someone is complaining that he didn’t call “right upright”

So that’s what the kids are calling it these days...

But how else would our children know who’s back up in this motherfucker?

Oh no. What hath Super Bowl MVP Cam Newton wrought?

Boy, Florida can make anything go crazy.

Can one really be lying about whether something is the something of the future? I mean, you’re talking about what will happen in the future, and that’s where the time travellers will come from to stop him from saying that Dippin’ Dots are not the ice cream of the future. Total paradox.

Make America Gotham Again?

+1 Invisible Obama

Barstow Raiders sounds about right

Well, now that he’s outed himself, where will all the Hill Staffers have to go now for valium?

Damn, I thought that was me.

Well, according to something I saw on the Internet, he also probably has a pee-pee card

Well, what did you expect growing up in the Bear Republic, which was founded by bears? Indeed, the state flag harkens back from that era, as the red stripe is the smeared blood and only physical reminder of the artist who made the flag after his ursine model got tired of posing.

I think we should just assume it looked like one of these photos.

Both LA football teams come from Dodge nameplates. So I guess it’s not too surprising that one of them would try to appropriate the Dodgers logo.

But we’ve never tried karaoke at an Inauguration...maybe it’d be good?

I’ve always wondered whether Coldstone Creameries was paying homage to Steve Austin. I guess it was.