So...is Deadspin totally ruling out Westbrook as a potential precog?

Does this mean we’re going to get drive-thru TSA lanes?

A town called Whitefish is a likely place for many Jewish stereotypes to be drawn to.

Irony Bowl cancelled due to redundancy.

Can’t anything NOT deal with emails? Is that too much to ask?

Nice of you to put together this game preview using only references to BMs.

Miami’s most garish color combination is too sexy for Florida

Seems like he lost the ball because it was camouflaged by the earth-tones of his uniform.

She couldn’t be talking about Tupac, because we have proof he’s still alive http://www.cc.com/video-clips/cio5rg/chappelle-s-show-tupac-is-still-alive—-uncensored

Yeah, like is it ok to make a joke about them playing the Cougars?

Apropos of nothing else in this article, the Holiday Bowl is one of the few bowls that is consistently entertaining.

At least he gets paid to play in it (they do get paid for it, right? To look and play like clowns?); why the hell do I watch it? Am I a coprophiliac? I feel like I need a half-shruggie/half poop emoji to properly symbolize my emotions on this.

Wait a second...Kate Beckinsale is allowed to play non-vampiric roles? Who permitted this?

I know we’re worried about fake news sites and all, so CNN may not be the best example, but Trump did not win the popular vote in Colorado. http://www.cnn.com/election/results/president

The Indicator? What, did they have last pick on school newspaper names?

I mean, I like Bruce Willis films a lot, but this might be too much.

Prinzes float, too?

Forged in the fires of Mt. Daimler...

It’s unfortunate there weren’t four wise-crackin’ turtles at that particular pizza parlor.

Though I would say it was best used in Mr. Robot’s homage to Fight Club, here is some plaintive Pixies piano in video game trailer form