Is it still a cover when the original artist does it?

Well, no wonder A-Rod was such a disappointment in the Bronx. How did I never see the huge head of a used car salesman jutting out of the infield when he was at bat?

It’s a damn mall with like five Victoria’s Secrets. According to a friend...

Cue the hot taeks on whether the record used to determine home-field advantage should be a team’s full regular season record, its League-only record, or perhaps only its inter-league record!

What kind of a Mickey Mouse operations is this?

Clearly took a cavalier attitude towards that road sign.

The Superfecta!

Yeah, what is up with that? It was like seeing the ghost of Sundays past.

Go Fightin’ Place Holders! I guess they didn’t want to go all the way and name the team after a penalty, but the Stick Holders would have been a solid choice.

Does the “Fuck UEFA” sign behind the goal mean the same thing in German as it does here? Or is that just the German version of “John 3:11"?

Not to mention that the Commonwealth of Kentucky is not a state, great or otherwise.

Regarding robot politicians, in the book “I, Robot” (which really didn’t have enough Will Smith in it), Isaac Asimov included a story about a man running for mayor of a major metropolis whose opponent spreads a rumor that the man is actually a robot and therefore cannot serve as mayor (sounds so familiar...). …

Clearly Jeurys was not Familia with irony.

The real question is how the Raiders didn’t ALREADY own this record.

Cursive=Classy!

Schadenfraud. Boy, the Germans have a word for everything.

To be fair, Cubbies fans are used to afternoon start times, so it’s usually only 5 hours at Murphy’s, not 10.

Cue the photoshopping of this image with the Les Mis Browns fans and you have a whole Believeland family.

Worst pitcher name? Grant Balfour. The only way to beat that is to be named Homer Benefactor or Jack Dong or just plain Gopher Ball.

WHAT?!? This is so classy! Though I’d be a little worried by anyone who saw me wearing this as a t-shirt and complimented me on it.