+ all the Cardinal numbers!

I would wear a t-shirt version of that polo to Drew’s next book signing (and buy a book, too!)

Yes! Maybe hanging out with another friendly mascot?

The film is Ron Howard’s latest development project, one he may helm as director.

Dogs may be colorblind, but they have an amazing sense of smell. That dog would definitely know he was at MSG.

“I use a word that don’t mean nothing, like bigly”

Yeah, but that’s because the video crew had a rigger. Or gaffer? Or maybe Best Boy? Hollywood is weird.

My fingers’ small, uh-uh I’m not ashamed

A blanket made to look like a replica of Boise State’s field, apparently.

Yet no one has suggested sending the Detroit Lions to Mexico? I wonder what the non-union Mexican equivalent of Matthew Stafford would be like.

Leave Kim alone, Canada! This week’s been tough as it is.

I am running out of homosexual euphemisms. 

I would definitely watch multiple angles of Pagan running away from a dude carrying flowers if set to Yakety Sax.

and the smart thing to do is to challenge literally every walk-off play, because there is no drawback.

So the Pirates and the Cubs are actually brother and sister?

Perhaps Danville PD just wants Teslas for Xmas?

Tigers Win!

It seems destined that someone would get injured on Fred Taylor Drive.