Well, it probably wasn’t birds. That other Minneapolis stadium took care of them.

I like how the graphic at the bottom of the broadcast scores the homer for the Mariners. Possibly based on the crowd’s reaction?

Are we sure he’s winking? Maybe he just needs a monocle.

The teeth. Those are easier to hide, plus it would be a fun party trick to open wide and scare everyone shitless with my shark jaw.

And somehow, Tony Romo got injured on this play.

Oh, a bouncy screen. THAT’S why they’re getting a new stadium.

And once again, Nike and the NFL plan to dress both teams up as gritty DC-universe Christmas elves in Color Rush uniforms. Christ, these uniforms. Why? WHY? Why is Nike doing this to us? Does anyone like these fucking things?

You could say that US Soccer is...fit to be Thai’d.

Sloppy too! The totem pole, war dance, and headdresses mix and match from traditions of widely varying tribes.

The Treaty of Boone Pickens is not worth the paper it’s written on!

“She launched that thing into the box.”

In Russia, downs touch you.

Please use the indefinite article.

I always thought this version from Batman: The Animated Series was canon.

The best Nationals Park

I want to see what arbitrary discipline Goodell would choose for Lochte.

Well, according to NBC’s coverage.

The dreaded candiru!

A modern-day Apollo and Hyakinthos!

I could see this going on the front of their jerseys.