Instead of just re-using the Outlaws name, how about a more nuanced homage and becoming the Las Vegas He Hate Mes?

But if you get rid of both diacritics, you get ePee, which is likely the name of a failed app that either a) turns your phone into the Original Whizzinator or b) plots the location of stores with free bathroom privileges on top of an Apple map.

I broke you.

Jeremy Giambi was safe but the ump had gotten one of those fruit baskets from Jeter for the night before.

I’m pretty sure Nate Silver says it was Pitt the Elder.

There’s a party in Upstate New York and everyone’s invited!

Damn, sorry, this was all yours. So perfect.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Pale Hose Fail Sale Over Jersey Sale

I wonder if being called “Micheal Jordan” makes Michael Jordan sad...

Aren’t rocketships usually closed to the elements?

At least he won’t have to deal with the vaunted Hack-a-Shareef strategy.

I’m pretty sure Beyonce did that at the Super Bowl...or wait, is there a different National Anthem than whatever Beyonce song is playing at a given time?

Does this review extend to Miller Chill?

They had two burgers to work with and still haven’t included a twinkie?

Maybe they can set up a Skype connection for him? He did always perform for the cameras.

has compiled a murderers’ row of sports figures

Or to make them even madder: “LOLBrits”

Yeah, “Welcome to the Jungle”

WERE LINDSAY LOHAN’S TWEETS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION?