Wait, now USC is northwest of UCLA? Is this one of those penalties held over from the Reggie Bush years?

Great game...Brett Hull kicked in the last-second game-winning field goal.

I realize I’m preaching to the choir on this site, but the 2006 World Series was bullshit. The winner had the worst regular season record of any team in World Series history. If you had forgotten, David Eckstein was the WS MVP. Ahhhh, Kenny Rogers roasting some chicken and using some illegal substances.

Are they trying to get Billie Joel to update “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?

The Official Shoe of Clark the Cub!

It is weird that Starlin Castro already has 10 dongs.

Seems like a bad week for anyone named Rhodes. Or Rhoades.

And Fidel could still pitch for them!

Yeah, the reaction felt like this, except, you know, the jokes were funny.

Don’t support voter suppression! The Maryland polls close at 8, not 5. Unless you were writing that for the Pacific Time Zone. Which makes no sense unless you designed this t-shirt.

I like that in successive lines the complaint uses the phrases “is and adult” but also “is an adults.” Clearly this was expedited.

Stupid sexy Flanders

But he can still get into Cooperstown, right?

I just thought Cam was testing out the Bill Belichick school of post-game press conferences. Terse non-answers, villainizing the reporters, and leaving when he wants to. He even had a hoodie on! He just didn’t say “On to 2016" or whatever pap the Spymaster uses these days. And Belichick didn’t win his first Super Bowl…

#NommySoGraminated

Be happy now, because in three years this will be a horrible “feel-good” movie from Disney.

Oh and I bet the swastika is just chock full of bad cholesterol.

Giambi was actually safe at the plate but because the ball was cut off by Jeter, he was called out. Also, that 163rd game that Holliday “ended” is still going on because he never touched home plate but was never tagged out.

Perfect for the students at the STEM academy to get first-hand empirical experience with measuring parts per billion!

They just needed Benicio del Toro out there