I’d like to hear their thoughts on a woman with several husbands.

I chafe (har har) a bit at the idea that all women must always be dressing to make themselves appear slimmer all the time, and above all else, and that that goes without saying. I’m not plus-size, so I don’t want to speak for them, but I think you’d be hard-pressed to find a woman of any size without some body…

Omg me too! I thought I was gonna have to make my “I will punch every millenial I see if Trump wins” speech.

What about for this one?

Same. I even copied:

Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

Not gonna lie, I’m so fucking pissed that I’m having to defend her after years of disliking her lol. But good god, a lot of these comments are just AWFUL in their refusal to consider how the bisexuality/wlw aspect of this completely changes the context. Whatever someone’s personal feelings about Gilbert are, they…

Before I was properly medicated I got busted for shoplifting. I managed to hide my weed in my underwear. When they had me change in a cell to my jail jumpsuit I pretended that the balled up tissue in the undies was period stuff and tossed it in the toilet. My dad comes and bails me out (thanks Dad!) and when they have…

That is seriously scary! And why didn't your scrapes start bleeding right away?

Watching Apocalypto with friends and yelling, “Oh fuck, subtitles! I can’t read like this!!”

I went to a party at my friend’s house junior year of high school that was supposed to be a small affair but turned into a teen movie-style “invite everyone you know to crash this girl’s house” shitfest. I was bummed because I thought I’d be getting to spend some quality time with my crush but with such a crowd it…

One New Years Day, to cure a hangover my friends and I took a couple bites of weed brownies before heading to the diner for brunch thinking it would take at least an hour or so for them to kick in. About twenty minutes later we were sitting at our table half out of our minds and “Cry Me A River” by Justin Timberlake…

This is a pretty long one, and it’s not necessarily the most embarrassing thing I’ve done concerning weed, but I think it’s interesting.

This isn't as embarrassing as it is hilarious. Adult Swim used to show old Johnny Quest episodes at 4 am, and after a commercial break they switched the audio track from English to Spanish. Guys...this broke my fucking brain. I was convinced I could no longer speak English

I don’t really like her and I don’t get the solid wall of vitriol either, though given the goalpost shifting, the “yes but she should have done it THIS (read: my preferred) way” protestations, the wailing about marriage vows, and all the rest of it, I’m getting some uncomfortable vibes from the tenor of the comments…

My most embarrassing moment with weed keeps happening every time I try to smoke the super-strong stuff you kids call weed these days. I lose the ability to speak and maintain a train of thought.

Losing my one hitter/box in my childhood bedroom. Finding it a year later when my mom slipped it into my bag without comment. I was about 34.

1. Running into my dad at the polls while voting for Michael Dukakis, and I was completely baked.