My husband & I once drank margaritas from Chipolte in the school parking lot before back to school night. One and only time I have had a Chipolte Margarita (do not recommend) & only time I enjoyed back to school night. 💃

I know I’m gonna sound like the asshole who can’t ~have fun~ but smoking and driving is bad, and they should feel bad.

Good Christ. This post is up 15 minutes and nobody posted this?!?

That’ll be for next time.

Lice on the first day back? You deserve a joint.

Yeah, but have you ever had your lice-infested scalp combed out... ON WEED?

I, by contrast, spent this afternoon with my nearest and dearest getting our hair combed out at the lice place after the kids’ school kicked them out on the first day because nits. It was surprisingly fun.

Yeah, me and my sons friends mom/my friend went to her house. 5 minute walk from school. We smoked with coffee. mmmm.

Smoke weed if you want to because it’s wonderful and great and you certainly deserve it after enduring a summer with your children, but maybe give it five to ten minutes after you peel out of a school zone. Just a thought!

GROWN WOMEN do not need your “encouragement” on what to do or not to do with our bodies based on what you think looks best. If you don’t understand why that is paternalistic and annoying, there is no help for you. Woman after woman has explained it to you, but you continue to refuse to take a moment to think about why…

Some women want enormous, obviously fake boobs. All women are aware all boobs sag. No woman needs you pulling a “ladieeez listen here” lecture/hot take.

A bit of sag?? I'm in my mid-30s and have resigned myself to the fact that my E-cup breasts will reach my navel in the next decade.

Sure you can but keep it to yourself, no one wants/needs/cares about your opinion so stop acting like we should. I find your attitude gross but im not out there on blogs telling me how to act.

...Now I’m picturing some future archaeologist finding this guy and his mannequin army, sorta like the Chinese emperor(?) with his terracotta army...

Thanks! I always feel a little intrusive posting here, because my comments go on forever and I’m a (gay) guy but I love the community and I’ve learned so much from everyone’s stories.

This was a lovely anecdote. I’m sad this person is no longer in the world.

I had a friend whose roommate/apartment owner was a costumer. Rather than live at the theaters, like some of them pretty much do when they’re getting a show together, he had a collection of mannequins so he could work from home and try stuff out and adapt once the shows were cast. Every time I went to that apartment I…

they would enjoy it... too much

The man who, against his wife’s wishes, spent hours upon hours across two decades acquiring random, dumpy old mannequins and feeling up their plastic boobs with Bondo until they appeared to be hauling pairs of torpedoes large enough to enclose bowling balls... You’re telling me he was “sexist” and “unlikeable”? I…

You did. By deciding your opinion on women’s bodies and what they do with them and how you find them unattractive needed to be shared to us, because you’re the arbiter of everything!