oh puh-leeze.  

it’s unlikely those guys in the moment are gonna care.

she has some old fashioned ideas, but she seems like a tough broad. but yeah, uh, don’t blame ladies for asshole dudes. thanks.

what the...hahaha! my life is seriously lacking since I got rid of cable.

not to mention it’s terrible advice to someone trying to get someone to commit. “don’t date them” isn’t good advice if you’re already dating them.

I know what you mean, but for me, the guy should pay on the first date. If we hit it off and keep seeing each other, then halfsies or what not. (which reminds me, if Sonja doesn’t have the word dutch in her vocabulary, what does she call people from Holland?)

CAN WE PLEASE NAIL HIM ON THIS NOW, PLEASE.

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your (poor) family trophy hunts exotic animals in Africa or Alaska?

you don’t know benjamin

plz come narrate my life

even thongs?

DON’T APOLOGIZE

maybe Brad is the crazy one, and Angie’s trying to get away? or were you just looking for a chance to trot out that old line

WHAT they don’t read to them?!? I 100% credit my mom reading to me in the womb and out, consistently, until I was grown, as the reason for me being even remotely intelligent.

being sort of a dick is a good thing. being sweet and loving to everyone about everything is misguided.

yes! home to not one, but TWO of my ex-boyfriends, and the company I called today to help me with my personal debt :/

oh my fucking god. you are my sunshine. I can barely even read those words without tearing up. christ.

totally agree, that was some of the best tv of my life.